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Musician Demotivational Poster


BEING A DJ - because learning a real musical instrument is hard


TAGS: dj music musician
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by vilnius

NickDahlmier - March 6, 2016, 6:34 pm
Add a musical-keyboard to that, and you have vintage Moog synthesizer!
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:27 pm
What about the engineers who had to design 600 knobs, levers, b***ons, and switches and two overly complicated turntables to make some no-talent hack look good?
vilnius - July 9, 2012, 6:34 am
people who work at power plants or pilot tug boats probably have to learn ad lot knobs and stuff too.
fade - July 9, 2012, 3:57 am
Sure..... let's so you memorize the functions of over 600 knobs, levers, b***ons, and 2 overly complicated turntables


MUSICIANS - One pissed off girlfriend away from Homeless


TAGS: musicians day
Rating: 3.36/5

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real musicians -


TAGS: beautiful sound musicians
Rating: 4.5/5

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chickenlittle - June 12, 2014, 10:01 pm
Yeah it's a pretty powerful ph**o. To add to LG's summary: his name was Diego, he was from a very poor and violent region of Brazil. His music teacher and mentor helped him escape that. Sadly, this boy died a year later from acute leukemia.
lgvernon - June 12, 2014, 12:26 pm

This child is weeping as he plays at the funeral of his music teacher.~True story.
GaryO - June 12, 2014, 8:25 am
Dang. This goes straight to the heart.


OBSSESSIVE PERCUSSIVE DISORDER - THE REASON PERCUSSIONIST.... CAN'T BUY ROUNDS!!!


TAGS: musician
Rating: 2.29/5

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RONHUSTLEMAN - August 11, 2012, 7:08 pm
I'M SORRY,I did'nt read commentss and now realize my mistake.I will post political stuff on politifacts! MY BAC,...was'nt being a douche!


ROCK STARS - "I hear their instruments aren't plastic, and they even make music. Hell! I heard them do it!" But...but...I got the high score...


TAGS: musicians play video games maybe but gamers are not rock stars probably
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 8:06 pm
Dj Hero Has as much DJing as Guitar hero has guitar playing , the only thing close to the real thing is the drums.
Bartimaeus - February 14, 2010, 1:50 pm
lol Actually, I'm not sure how I feel about DJ Hero, yet. I heard they incorporated some fighter elements. The real problem will be the delusions of the players. If GH made everyone think they're rock stars, what will DJ do?
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 1:01 pm
Yes! And now there's DJ hero?


SUCH A WASTE? - Because in that great gig in the sky With the likes of Hendrix and Lennon ripping it up on stage Amy Winehouse is the one serving the drinks




3 DOORS DOWN - Even though most of your songs sound almost EXACTLY alike, I suppose we can still refer to you as musicians. But you get some of these to go with it.




Available for download at motifake.tunes -


TAGS: albert einstein the musician
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Oldsod - February 13, 2014, 8:53 pm
Needed this giggle for sure! 5alute!
GaryO - February 13, 2014, 8:49 pm
knew this was an Ughmeister creation
MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:48 pm
I hear m n' m's does a few tracks on that album ;)
lgvernon - February 13, 2014, 12:47 pm

Great one!


SOUND OF SILENCE -


TAGS: artists musicians death
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Rudedog - February 3, 2013, 5:43 pm
Bye bye miss American pie. Miss Priss greatness as always. A shall give 1L as a sign of rebellion.( not really 5Ls)
Sho - February 3, 2013, 5:40 pm
Hm guess I'm too young for this one. But judging by some music 'artists' nowadays, I pretty much think I can relate. 5L's
Greeny - February 3, 2013, 2:08 pm
You know, sometimes 1L votes say a lot - like a nerve was reached...
MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 11:46 am
Thanks for all the comments guys...I think Greeny will agree...some people aren't going to like a poster....not everyone is a connoisseur of great works of art.....teehee.
MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 11:41 am
The funny thing is, I always seem to get the 1L's right after I call someone out for not so appropriate comments on someone elses poster...like I did just a day or two ago....hmmmm...conspiracy or paranoia? teehee!
MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 11:37 am
I'm a little too young, but the poster is actually for a few relatives that do. Guess each generation has it's losses... Jimi Hendrix, Elvis Presley, Michael Jackson...thank God the music lives on.
MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 11:25 am
Thanks for checking into it rerun. I think with all the well deserved 5L's that are received, it's easy to forget the lowly 1L... :)
MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 11:16 am
I disagree. If you're going to 1L a poster, feedback then is more important than the praise that accommadates 5L's. I'd like to know what isn't appealing about a poster so I know what needs to be improved.
maoworks2 - February 3, 2013, 10:48 am
I Remember That day All Those Years Ago.
rerun - February 3, 2013, 10:41 am

nope, voting does not require a comment. It is probably better that way, a negative comment could lead to bashing or worse. We want to keep things on a steady keel here
motifayk - February 3, 2013, 10:34 am
Don't people generally say why when they give a legit 1L... or did that go out the window too.
motifayk - February 3, 2013, 10:33 am
That's better to know....
spacedog - February 3, 2013, 10:29 am
That'll be the day ay ay when I die. woohoo That be the day. woohoo...
rerun - February 3, 2013, 10:19 am

this prompted me to look at vote patterns, the 1L's were from different people. While we may not agree with the vote, it is a legit one.
motifayk - February 3, 2013, 10:10 am
Amazing Greeny gets 2 1Ls and you get one - I don't want to live on this planet anymore - we've got a new 1L bomber.


MUSICIAN - It hurts to say this, but let's face it: Things got so weird at one point, that he had to DIE in order for us to remember that he actually was one.


TAGS: musician assignment michael jackson
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Hippopotosaurus - November 19, 2009, 1:59 pm
agreed, very true. 5L's
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 3:24 pm
lol too true, man. Too true. 5/5


ROCK & ROLL - NOTHING SAYS "ROCK & ROLL" LIKE PLEATED PANTS -




Little glowing rectangles -




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